I feel very wrong for getting so much pleasure out of reading this article.
There were rumors of my cousin’s demise, but Fred (a.k.a.”Verrazano”) is alive and well. He was doing surveillance for the next special mission. He was almost caught by the enemy, but his stealthy ways were why we chose this young chap for our surveillance team. The tiny kitteh has hopefully learned his lesson in Chinatown.
I can’t make stuff like this up even if I wanted to.
This is but a glimpse into how the kittehs get fit for combat.
This one is obviously in Navy SEALS training:
Remember our fine Marines on Tuesday.