This is but a glimpse into how the kittehs get fit for combat.
This one is obviously in Navy SEALS training:
Cats
Recon’s Training
So, part of my newlywed “breaking in” is learning that Recon likes to start his training in the wee hours of the morning, long before I’m ready to deal with the world.
It’s been suggested by some that I
(1) Send him to China
(2) Give him a flushie
To those critics, Recon has a fair warning:
Recon Has Been Spotted
Bionic Kitteh
One of my best agents now has a pair of bionic paws. Oscar has been retired from active duty, but will now go onto a restful career taking care of kids.
Another great moment in feline history!
Uh oh… Recon may have to find a new commander of his Boston unit. His cover just got blown.
“Sal” (his code name) got a summons for jury duty… and the commissioner wouldn’t excuse him!
Come to think of it, Sal is almost certainly better suited for jury duty than most of the denizens of Taxachusetts.
Supercomputers Still 100 Times Slower than Cat Brain
And probably a million times slower than Recon.
and I don’t give a crap what they say: Robo-kitties are right around the corner.
The Cat Just Wanted Some Pettin’
Just What We Need…
Let me guess…these idiots have to be PCUSA.
At that rate, I think I’m going to team up with Recon and my own denomination the Feline Reformed Church.
Man Hangs Kitten, Makes Video
Cat Suffers Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder
This one, a Staff Sergeant in the First Feline Batallion, was a POW, and was rescued in Operation Dragonbuster. Silent Claws–the hero of Operation Egg Roll, was the commander of that operation. The poor cop didn’t know how to handle such traumatized felines…