Archive for July 6, 2006

Ken Lay Death a Potential Curveball in Enron Case

07/06/2006: I’m not a lawyer, but I am studying financial planning on the side. The death of Ken Lay has provoked serious discussions regarding the Enron case, as it definitely throws some uncertainty into the plans of many interested parties.

This has caused no small amount of speculation as to the cause of death and the potential ramifications thereof. Was it suicide? Was it really a heart attack? What would either scenario do to the criminal case against him? Would any pending civil cases be impacted?

Tentatively, the coroner is saying that Lay had a massive heart attack. Given that he was 64 years old, and–after a significant criminal conviction in federal court–was facing life in prison, that kind of stress could drop a healthier man of younger age.

Ergo, the heart attack, while raising the ire of conspiracy theorists, is very believable.

On the other hand, it is possible that Lay commited suicide. The same stress that could trigger a heart attack could also drive a man to commit suicide.

Given that Lay was all but broke, his death–irrespective of the cause–may provide cash flow for the rest of his family that is untouchable by government or by claimants in any pending lawsuits against Lay.

If Lay had properly-structured life insurance policies–meaning neither Lay nor his estate had an “incident of ownership” in any insurance policy in the last three years or at the time of death (or he sold any “incidents of ownership” for fair market value), and that the contestibality period, usually one or two years, had passed–then the proceeds are generally exempt from estate taxes, and would likely be exempt from any civil judgments against Lay’s estate, even if his death was a suicide.

(If the contestability period was in force, then a suicide would be cause for the insurer to void the policy or policies altogether.)

On the other hand, if Lay was the policyowner, or had transferred any “incidents of ownership” for less than value within the last three years, or if Lay’s estate was the primary beneficiary (in which case his financial planner should have his license yanked), then all life insurance proceeds would be included in his gross estate.

That means they would be subject not only to estate taxes (which would include gift taxes), but also would be fair game in any government or shareholder lawsuits against his estate.

From the standpoint of his criminal conviction, however, his death may nullify the conviction.

The Wall Street Journal is reporting that decisions from the 5th Circuit Court of Appeals have held that someone who is convicted–but dies while his conviction is in the appeals process–is not convicted; ergo Lay’s conviction could be erased.

However, Lay’s estate is hardly protected from civil suits, and there are many of those coming down. The bar for winning those suits–a preponderance of evidence–is lower than that for gaining a criminal conviction. The Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC), and Enron investors, are gunning for those assets, and anything in Lay’s estate–after it clears the probate process–is fair game for any such plaintiffs.

But properly-arranged life insurance policies would not be touchable.

Canseco Back in Baseball

07/06/2006: After his devastating book–Juiced, in which he admitted his former steroid use and even named other players who also juiced up–Jose Canseco is persona non grata in Major League Baseball. Although highly talented and flamboyant, he commited the cardinal sin in baseball: he snitched. Never mind that he was correct. He snitched.

However, he has more baseball lives than my cat. In his return yesterday, he went o-for-3, playing for the San Diego Surf Dawgs. He was also traded to the Long Beach Armada.

I hope it works out for him, although–at 42 years of age–he is ancient in baseball terms. He has a history of back problems, and–as I can attest–that can cause your mobility to all but disappear. Your ability to swing cleanly, run out ground balls, run the bases, run down fly balls, bend to field grounders, suffers greatly.

Unlike many fans and players, I have no axe to grind with Canseco. Whatever his motives, he appears to be the only one in this recent scandal who was telling the truth. His book sparked congressional hearings; his book turned the spotlight on a system that had effectively taken a three monkey approach to steroids.

Through the scandal, many players revealed their true selves.

  • Mark McGwire skated and danced around direct questions.
  • Sammy Sosa took a MAD-like “What? Me? Use steroids?” line of response.
  • Rafael Palmeiro wagged his finger in denial–and was later caught with the same brand of dope that Ben Johnson used in the 1988 Olympics.
  • Jason Giambi all but admitted his prior use.
  • Barry Bonds is still hanging onto the “I didn’t know they were steroids” argument.

Of the players in question, Canseco is the only one who had the audacity to tell the truth. (The late Ken Caminiti also admitted to using steroids and generally implicated a large percentage of players although not in specificity.)

Now don’t get me wrong: Canseco is no hero. He may not be as combative as Albert Belle, but he’s no model citizen either. He has a lengthy record of legal problems, and he is an admitted former steroid-user who tarnished his own record and that of baseball.

But I still give him some credit: he told the truth. He’s no Mother Teresa, but then again he never claimed to be. And quite frankly, few “family-friendly” athletes are exactly rock-solid in their integrity.

That Biblical principle–your sin will find you out–is indeed a sobering one. Steve Garvey, Evander Holyfield, and Julius “Dr. J” Erving could each attest to that.

But Canseco makes no bones about who he is. He told the truth when it mattered. Whatever his motives, he is the Mark “Deep Throat” Felt of baseball: Canseco revealed many unpleasant things that we did not want to know, but desperately needed to resolve.

The difference: Rather than hide behind the anonymity of media protection (as Felt did), Canseco had the stones to come forward, put it on the line, name names, and dare the system to prove him wrong. So far, he was right.

As far as I am concerned, he is better for baseball than Gutless Bud Selig.

Thug Attacks NYC Subway Riders with Power Saw; No Shots Fired

07/06/2006: Using a power saw, a thug attacked riders of a New York subway, only a few blocks away from Columbia University. A 64-year-old man, whose chest was ripped open, has been hospitalized in critical condition.

Because New York has very strict gun control laws–meaning law-abiding citizens are unarmed even though criminals give nary a crap–no one was able to shoot the attacker.

Thank you, dumbass Mayor Bloomberg.

Mike Adams Provides Handgun Advice

07/06/2006: Mike S. Adams had this to say to folks looking for handguns. Here are some of my picks:

Glock Model 36 (.45 ACP): This is a nice, sleek design. Easy to conceal, and–at .45ACP–plenty of stopping power. It is very accurate and easy to shoot. Ideal for concealed carry.

Springfield XD-45 (ACP): This is perhaps the best gun for the money right now. The XD-45 carries 13 rounds (plus one in the chamber) for a total of 14 rounds of .45ACP. The shorter-barreled versions are nice for concealment. The gun also comes as a complete package: with a holster, a magazine case, and two magazines. All this for barely $500.

H&K USP45 Compact: This is my carrying gun. It is a little pricy, but it is well worth it. It shoots very much like a Glock, and is extremely reliable. I have yet to jam a round–even with Wolf ammo–with this one. Accuracy is outstanding, recoil is mild.

Ruger Mark III Hunter: This is the gun with which I do the bulk of my handgun practice. The ammo is cheap (.22LR). The grip is similar to a 1911. Accuracy is drop-dead. Ideal for practicing the mechanics of shooting when one wants to ignore recoil. I have yet to jam a round in this one, and that is RARE for a .22.

Kimber .45: Kimbers are a joy to shoot. They come with match-grade barrels, and are among the most accurate pistols generally available. Inside 25 yards, you’ll have no problem hitting your target.

Now notice that most of the pistols I recommend are .45 ACP. That is because I believe people should use that caliber, as it is the upper-end of calibers that are readily-controllable. Most of the guns I have mentioned have 9mm and .40 variations, and–if you prefer those–go for it. But I prefer stopping power.

On the other hand, when it comes to practicing, there are two things I do often:

(1) I do most of my practice with a .22. I will shoot about 25 rounds of .45ACP just to keep current, but I will shoot hundreds of rounds with my .22. This allows for lots of shooting at low cost.

(2) I do lots of dry-fire practice at home. Most handgun experts swear by this, and for good reason. Dry-firing allows you to practice the mechanics of getting your sight-picture, and the mechanics of good trigger-pull. A good friend of mine does this hundreds of times per week, and has has won many tactical matches.

Overall, Adams is right on, especially with (dis)respect to the thugs our friends at the U.N. While they are plotting a global gun ban, we fantasize about driving their sorry asses back to Europe.