Archive for May 30, 2008

Obama Has More Preacher Issues than McCain

I’m sure that Presidential candidates look forward to pastoral endorsements just as they look forward to proctological exams. Truth be told, they probably wish ministers would drink a nice big cup of STHU and stay out of politics. No doubt John McCain had similar–even saltier–words (off camera of course) for John Hagee and Rod Parsley.

Then there is Barack Obama (D-IL), who seems to need a pastor on his team. When his longtime pastor–Jeremiah Wright–suddenly became to radical for Obama’s electoral hopes, the magic one ditched him.

Now, it seems that his new pastoral support, Catholic priest Michael Pfleger, has also contracted foot-in-mouth disease.

Retired Marine Convicted of Sex with Cambodian Girls

The Marines should recall retired Captain Michael Joseph Pepe–who was convicted in federal court of having sex with pre-teen girls while working as a teacher in Cambodia–and then court-marshal him, strip him of his rank, and hand him a dishonorable discharge. He is a disgrace to the Marine Corps.

After they’ve done that, Pilgrim and I can use his service in our human stress experiments in the mountains of Kentucky.