They show remarkable proficiency at sexually abusing the people they are supposed to “help”.

They show remarkable proficiency at engaging in fraud that enriches their buddies, as well as Third World Thugs.

They are a great forum for blaming the U.S. and Israel for everything wrong with the world.

In every conflict that has materialized on their watch, the U.N. has always been months late, billions of dollars short, and with thousands–in some cases hundreds of thousands–of dead people as a result.

Now, we have a humanitarian disaster in the Congo, and…whaddya know!…the U.N. is once again as useful as tits on a boar hog.

Get us out. Now.