While Kenyans are all cozy with Our Great Messiah Obama, they have a dirty little secret: they have become a hotbed of child prostitution.
My dad and Pilgrim would love to torture the perpetrators to death, slowly, in the mountains of Kentucky. Unfortunately, Pilgrim says some of these bastards are so bad that bringing them to Kentucky would disgrace even the animals that would eat their remains. My dad agrees.
Still, this is a serious global problem that should strike at the heart of all our international relationships. One of the few things that President Bush got right was his work in this area, although I would have loved for him to send in the Recon Marines and Navy SEALs as part of the Tsunami relief effort. They could have slaughtered the child-traffickers while our sailors delivered food and water.
We’re going to see–up close and personal–whether President-elect Obama is willing to use his connections with Kenya to effect real change, or whether he just has his nose up the asses of their government.
We’ll see how serious Secretary of State Hillary Clinton really is about helping children.
Will they deliver, or are they just a bunch of talkers? We shall see.