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Get Over It, Dumb Broad

Jill, the do-gooder at Feministe, has her panties in a twist for no good reason. Recently, a Venezuelan man e-mailed her the following account of an American feminist strutting in Caracas:

I was in Caracas at a party–a loud mouth usa feminist was stating she was a “strong usa woman hwo could handle any man”. Many women there were looking at her very strangely–& the men were at first laughing –then they started to make remarks about “colonialism from the usa” After about 30 minutes of hearing her insolence–I approached her & ask her to please be quiet–she looked at me & said “I am a feminist–no man tells me what to do or say” this was too much for me to take—I spun her around & smacked her ass with all my strength–very hard–to show I was not joking–she then stopped talking–tears started in her eyes–& she ran off–in shame & hid in a bathroom

The point?? USA feminists shut up fast outside the usa–where they have no usa police to back up their rude mouths–wnat to see how usa feminists are regarded in Latin America>>>?? check out info on a usa feminist named Lori Berenson–she is similar to the usa feminist at this party–Berenson went to Peru to spread usa feminist colonialist propaganda—now she properly resides in prison in Peru—-cooking for her macho guards

I strongly suggest usa feminists remain in the usa–& stay out of Latin America–we don’t desire your colonialist propaganda–in Latin America–we have had enough of usa colonialism.

To which she had this to say:

That’s in our moderation queue right now.

I usually delete crappy, sexist comments like that, but my trigger finger is itching to publish this asshole’s email and IP address. That isn’t something I’ve ever done, because I don’t believe in putting peoples’ personal information out on the internet just because I disagree with them, no matter how vile their views.

But this isn’t simple disagreement. This is a guy physically assaulting a woman because he doesn’t like her feminist views — and by the way, some random American woman talking about women’s rights at a party is not usually what anti-colonialists are talking about when they discuss “colonialist feminism,” so if you’re going to throw that kind of terminology around, at least know what the fuck you’re saying. Anyway, the point isn’t the poster’s ignorance of terminology; it’s his admission that he physically harmed a woman because she expressed feminist thought. It’s the choice to come to a feminist blog, and to tell our readers that he (and other men like him) will do physical harm to us for standing up for ourselves. It’s his emphasis on the fact that he did harm to her in public, in the presence of other men, with their tacit consent. Its his attempt to intimidate and threaten us in a space that should be safe for women.

I cannot bring myself to just delete his comment. I’m too angry and I’m too upset, and while I don’t want to be that person who publishes personal info, this crosses a huge fucking line for me. I am not comfortable reading an admission of violence and then simply deleting it and moving on.

So what do we do? Turn the other cheek, or publicly shame him just as he did to her? The better part of me is saying that I should just walk away, but I can’t do that just yet.

I’d like to offer Jill some friendly advice: first, take a geography lesson, then drink a nice, big cup of STFU.

An American broad marched into someone else’s house, proverbially urinated on their carpet–challenging them openly–and they bitch-slapped her for her uppity affront to their hospitality. Good on them.

I’m no friend of Hugo Chavez, or Mahmoud Ahmadenijad, or Fidel Castro for that matter. On the other hand, when you are in someone else’s house, and you openly challenge them, then you’d better be ready for the consequences.

When your challenge gets met, you take it like a grown-up.

(Moreover, the broad was the one who said she “could handle any man.” He merely called her bluff.)

Jill has her panties in a wad because the Venezuelan smacked an American broad in the ass? Heck, we have non-feminist American women who find such treatment arousing. Given that the broad openly challenged the man (“[I] can handle any man”)–without telling him what conduct would be considered harassment–she has her own self to blame. In fact, few juries outside San Francisco would call it assault or battery, given those facts.

Let her go cry for her mommy.

As for Jill, she might find the growing-up process much easier if she sees her feminist line of crap for the pack of lies that it is.

HT: Vox Day

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  1. April 16th, 2008 at 09:57 | #1

    “I’d like to offer Jill some friendly advice: first, take a geography lesson, then drink a nice, big cup of STFU.”

    You know … this ‘elitism’ they get away with in the good ol’ USA just doesn’t fly when you cross the border … and it shouldn’t.

  2. April 16th, 2008 at 10:01 | #2

    My biggest problem with feminists is that they don’t seem to think the rules of proper ettiquette and social politeness apply to them.

    You can be a man or a woman, I don’t care which. But when your standing there being insolent, and someone tells you to please be quiet, you better do it or face the consequences.

    The girl was lucky she wasn’t punched in the jaw like a man would’ve been. But obviously, in other countries, they still believe its socially unacceptable to beat a woman. Instead, he smacked her behind. Lucky she didn’t have a broken jaw.

  3. April 16th, 2008 at 10:11 | #3

    Christina: I couldn’t agree more. This wasn’t “abuse”; a foreigner challenged him, and he answered.

    In fact, given that he only slapped her in the arse, he was being very generous. The only thing hurt was her pride.

  4. pilgrim
    April 16th, 2008 at 11:18 | #4

    HA! That made my day. A friend of mine married a lady from Colombia because he couldn’t find a woman in the US who, as he put it, understood how things should be.

    This woman he married understood how things should be. She is an attorney specializing in international business law. This isn’t some ignorant hick famously explained by Senator Obama. She’s intelligent but…understands how things should be. She is now a proud mother and member of the Navy Special Operator family…and an attorney when she is done with the real work.

    Yeah, Christina…she’s real lucky she didn’t get a broken jaw or worse. Uppity Gringo women have been known to get lost in those jungles down there.

  5. April 16th, 2008 at 11:30 | #5

    Pilgrim: That’s the thing. The feministas want it both ways. They want to be able to challenge men, without the men being able to call them on that challenge.

    They are effectively children in adult bodies: they are the schoolyard bullies who like to dish it out, then go crying to the teacher when someone kicks their ass.

    It’s like the lesson my dad taught me when I was a kid: (1) when you pick a fight with someone who is bigger, and he kicks your ass, then it’s your own fault. (2) When you start such a fight and end up with your ass in your hand, then shut up and take it like a man. You’ll get respect that way. (3) This is why you must be wary of starting fights.

  6. April 16th, 2008 at 11:59 | #6

    Now, personally, for the record, I think the whole story is probably an urban legend. But still, I just find it amusing that Jill is all in an uproar about this so-called “assault”.

    Still a great piece of humor.

  7. Ben
    April 16th, 2008 at 14:54 | #7

    On the other hand, when you are in someone else’s house, and you openly challenge them, then you’d better be ready for the consequences.

    When your challenge gets met, you take it like a grown-up.

    I agree that the feminist in Caracas (if indeed the incident actually happened) had some backlash coming for having “proverbially urinated on their carpet,” but on a pragmatic level the same applies to trolling the feminists on their own turf (never mind whether that turf deserves carpet urination). Unless the Venezuelan is a total newbie, he had to have anticipated the result of such a post. I won’t dispute that the response Jill contemplates is out of line, and amusingly so…which is why I’m not about to comment on Feministe about my take on this kind of feminism. As long as no one’s putting a gun to my head and forcing me to go onto that site, what she does on the site she moderates is her business.

  8. April 16th, 2008 at 19:45 | #8

    Ben: No question about that. I fully support Jill’s right to show the whole world what a horse’s prick she has made herself to be.

    Every time she writes, she shows why feminism is dying, and cannot die soon enough.

    Guinness. Extra Stout. To the death of feminism.

    Hooah, Oorah, and Hooyah!

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