Trouble is, he left the microphone on.
That reminds me of a story–not sure if it’s true, but heregoes…
A pilot, shortly after takeoff, left the intercom on, offered the following commentary to his co-pilot: “I could sure use a good blowjob and a cup of coffee right now!”
One of the flight attendants, realizing that the intercom was still on, rushed to the cockpit to alert the pilot about his faux pas.
A passenger chimed in: “Don’t forget the coffee!”