Airline Pilot Goes Off

Trouble is, he left the microphone on.

That reminds me of a story–not sure if it’s true, but heregoes…

A pilot, shortly after takeoff, left the intercom on, offered the following commentary to his co-pilot: “I could sure use a good blowjob and a cup of coffee right now!”

One of the flight attendants, realizing that the intercom was still on, rushed to the cockpit to alert the pilot about his faux pas.

A passenger chimed in: “Don’t forget the coffee!”

2 thoughts on “Airline Pilot Goes Off

  1. When we heard this on the radio this morning, I wasn’t following the conversation at. all. All I could retain was all of the “bleeps” and the “doable” comment.

    Now that I listen to it, wow.

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