1st Feline Battalion

I am a young tabby, living in the house of my adoptive father (whom you all know as Amir Larijani).

Well, at least that’s my cover. In fact, I am the commander of the largest feline black ops unit in the world. Even the neigborhood dogs fear me because I am such a badass.

And yet I am cuddly, keeping my dad warm at night. Sometimes he complains about my drooling, but he laughs every time he does, so I wonder if he’s just giving me crap.

Like my dad, I am a libertarian. Most felines are. I’m always begging my dad to take me shooting when he goes, but he says he doesn’t want to scare anyone by showing them what a feline like myself can do with a firearm.